Parenting School

Meg and Ross are bemused by my parenting, so much so that they think I need to go to parenting school. They haven't said much else about it to me, except that I am not ready for the full-day program.

Ross and Meg mentioned in their post about "Kindergarten for Parents" that when Freya is isolated, (away from me) she's a peach.  Well aren't all children like that? Meg had the nerve to suggest that not only is my house voodoo, but that I have voodoo powers over her bitchy-daughter Billie? Right.

I'm taking a quick break now to BOW. 

I would also like to thank Meghan for giving me so much credit.  The fact is everyone, Billie wants to be picked up constantly, walks around saying "what the heck" and "I'm coming for you" like Optimus Prime.  Meghan, I believe is perplexed by her behaviour and instead of parenting, she organizes her house and talks smack about my precious child Freylu (that's her new name, or just Lulu, I've rebooted her- but that's another day).

Look, apparently my other brother Jeff is in on this schooling thing too, I'm not sure how he's of any use; he won't clean poop off his daughter's bum.  I digress. I'm not afraid to say I need help. I need help. I do think that things between Lulu and I have improved dramatically; upon seeing me she only cries for a couple of minutes now, she even smiled at me this morning.

Cheers, cheers

L